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Meet David, of Tumblr. He is about to implement an unnecessary add-on, sparking widespread ire from all of tumblr. This fate could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

“I was just going to add on this cool new feature—”

THIS IS WHAT YOU MAKE? A MESSAGING SYSTEM? TUMBLR ALREADY HAD A MESSAGING SYSTEM AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED, YOU RUINED IT

“But it’s going to make everything more efficent and-“

EFFICIENCY? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT EFFICIENCY? YOU KNOW WHAT WAS EFFICIENT, MISSING-E WAS EFFICIENT

“But-“

DON’T BUT ME, MISTER. YOU TAKE THAT FEATURE OFF RIGHT THIS MINUTE OR I’M HIDING YOUR CANON. 

“But my photos!” 

AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT WHY DON’T YOU JUST TAKE OFF THOSE ASKBOX LIMITS

YOU STUPID BITCH

He’s such a stupid bitch.